The Wrestler - Cineworld, Edinburgh (16.1.09)

It is really tempting to simply say "perfect"and step away from the keyboard.

This is an example of how good film can be.

A central performance from Mickey Rourke that has to be seen to be believed, support from Marisa Tomei that is a career best for her, a story that grabs you, holds you and never lets you go, a screenplay that is full of moments...perfect.

At times this is bleak, bloody and brutal but it never leaves you out on the floor of the ring...it constantly picks you back up, dusts you down and readies you for what comes next.  Emotional punches and physical head knocks come reigning down on "The Ram" (Rourke) but he just keeps on keeping on.

Aronofsky has given us arthouse gems like "Pi" and "Requiem for a Dream" but with this he proves himself more than capable of delivering a mainstream hit that doesn't sell out his artistic sensibilities.  The performances he drags from Rourke and Tomei are stunning and if this is a hint at what he can deliver with a bigger budget then we should all be very excited about whatever comes next.

The Spirit - Cineworld, Edinburgh (13.1.09)

Frank Miller directed "Sin City"

Just remember that if you find yourself in a dark room watching "The Spirit"

"Sin City" was good wasn't it?

I mean, it was really flippin' good.

Amazing visuals, great performances, shocks, thrills, spills and all the rest.

Frank Miller..."Sin City" everyone.

Round of applause for Frank and "Sin City"

OK.

You have that in your mind...good.

"The Spirit" was, probably, one of the most distressing experiences I have ever had in a cinema...unless you count that time I tried it on with Jill Rae in the back row of the Odeon in Edinburgh during "Wilde" and getting the knock-back.

Actually, this was more distressing than that.

I hated this film.

By the end of it I wanted to take a rusty meat-hook and drive it through the skulls of everyone involved to ensure that they never, ever, inflict a sequel to this monstrosity on the cinema going public again.

Honestly, you have no idea how bad this was...try to imagine the worst film you have ever seen and then remember that that film was probably so bad that it made you laugh.  This film doesn't even give you that...this film is just bad.

Really bad.

"Sin City" was good though.

Slumdog Millionaire - Cineworld, Edinburgh (11.1.09)

"The feel good movie of the decade"

How anyone involved with this film ever felt that this was the right strapline for the posters to promote it is beyond me.

Here is a film that has poverty, death, mutilation, murder, child poverty, slavery and corrupt police officers...feeling good yet?  Thought not.

That's a small gripe though because here Danny Boyle has managed to deliver his finest film.  After the horrors of "A Life Less Ordinary", "The Beach" and "Millions"...after the hysterical over-reaction to "Trainspotting" (don't believe me?  Go back and watch it now...it's embarrassing) and the false promise of "Sunshine" Boyle has given us a film to match his own reputation.

Jamal (Dev Patel) finds himself competing on Indias version of "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" and with each question more and more of his remarkable life story is unveiled.  It is all utterly unrealistic and fantastical but that's the point...this is not a piece of realist cinema, it is a fantasy and a fable.  As such it works very well.  In amongst the fantasy Boyle manages to remind us that the issues of homelessness, poverty and child slavery are real issues in modern India.

This is a film that manages to do those things that only the best films manage; it will make you smile, feel good, cry, feel ashamed and leave you feeling like you have seen something remarkable.  

The Reader - Cineworld Edinburgh, 6.1.09

I read Bernhard Schlinks novel back in 1995 and thought then that here was a story that could make the move from the page to the silver screen with ease.

Of course what the book didn't have was Ralph Fiennes giving a performance so wooden that you have to keep reminding yourself that this is a live action feature and not a puppet show...actually that might be a great idea for a childrens film,

What saves "The Reader" is the performance of Kate Winslet who is, again, fabulous.  I know it's a bit of a cliche to bang on about how good Winslet is and how awful it is that she hasn't received an Oscar...I know it doesn't make for entertaining reading to hear how good something is...but I have to be honest with you!  Surely that's the least you expect?

When young Michael Berg (David Kross) meets and falls for Hanna Schmitz he has no idea that she hides a dark and unpleasant past that will, eventually, come back to haunt him and scar him in the most terrible of ways.  His pubescent journey of sexual discovery at the hands of this older woman is the stuff of schoolboy fantasy and, at times, it doesn't quite ring true.  

As Hanna's secret is revealed (a Nazi past) the now mature Michael is a law student who is witness to her downfall during a war crimes trial.  It is in these moments that Winslet really delivers...her confused, ignorant Hanna cannot fully comprehend the magnitude of what she stands accused of and her shame will not allow her to save herself.

It's not possible to watch this without remembering Winslets performance in Ricky Gervais' "Extras" where she talks about taking a role in a holocaust movie is a guarantee for an Oscar as is playing someone with learning difficulties...here she hits both birds with the same stone.  Art immitating Art immitating life eh?

As with all films that deal with this era in history there has been much high praise in the mainstream media and while I cannot find fault in Winslets performance or in Daldrys direction this is still a film that never quite manages to be anything other than a sort of Nazi Rainman with sex.